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What do you mean "an
online course"?
This course is taught online,
interactively. It is going to be just like the usual tutoring
sessions (if you did that before), except the 2 persons are
not in the same room, but connected via Internet, namely by a
voice conference application.
Don't be terrified! A lot of school children can cope with that in many
places of the world.
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What about the teaching
method?
It's both classical and
modern.
Maybe the most important thing when you learn a foreign
language is to understand how it functions. That is called grammar
and it is the main objective of the course. However, this is
not meant for you to become a grammar expert. Also, we'll
insist on vocabulary building, tests, conversation. We'll
combine theory and practice.
Usually, the first part of the session is reserved for a
homework discussion and the latter part for the new lesson.
You will not find here the present course format so common for
EFL teachers, where amateur teachers transform a language
course into a phrase book fiasco, and almost all of them
cannot even connect to the students' mother tongue!
We shall mainly use material in computer format. Also, the
homework and tests will be submitted in DOC files and we'll
exchange files by transferring them via Internet.
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What materials can you
offer?
The course material is
designed by myself and it is only available to my students.
Unfortunately, it doesn't have coloured pictures, in fact it
has no picture at all! Yet.
I can also offer a good dictionary.
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Do you know a good
dictionary?
I've just said that, haven't
I?
Romanian-English and English-Romanian dictionaries are of very
low quality, even some have nice shiny covers and are
published by "prestigious" houses. I happen to know
the best one (that's what specialists are for!). I can provide
it to you for either 11.95 € (inside Europe) or 18.95 € (outside Europe), postage included.
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Do I need to learn anything
before I start out?
No! This course starts form
the zero level. However, you will have to remember the bases
of the grammar you learnt in school. I will assist you
with that, anyway.
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Do I have to know grammar?
Yes, to a reasonable extent.
Do not let yourself be fooled by "modern", more
"digestible" language-teaching methods that try to
avoid grammar and rules. Grammar is the backbone of a
language, its "user's guide". Learning about grammar
and rules offers you a valuable shortcut. There are no other
shortcuts, unless you only want to acquire a number of common
phrases and to learn how to count to ten. Initially, you must
have a fair idea about the basic grammar of your mother tongue
language (be it English or not), so you don't have to be a
proficient. Anyway, assistance on grammar issues
(explanations) will be offered continuously.
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Which is the contact
language?
The language used to lecture
the course is English. A version of the course, in French, may
be developed later, but French speakers get extra
assistance in French.
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How much English do I have
to know?
If you are not a native
English speaker, your English must be good enough to
understand what is taught. An intermediate level of English
will do.
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Do you have a course in Romanian for French
(speaking) people?
(Avez-vous un cours de roumain pour les francophones?)
Not yet. The design of this course, intended for
English speakers, is consuming a lot of time. It can be taken by people
from any country, including French speaking countries. Maybe in the
future, if there is a special interest of French speakers for the study
of Romanian, there will be a course especially designed for them. However, I speak French
too, so I can teach partly in French, even if the written material is in
English.
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How long does a session
last?
Typically, 2 hours. But some
objective or subjective circumstances can make it last 1h, 1h30'
or 2h30'.
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How frequent will my
sessions be?
Actually, it's up to you.
Considering the time zone differences and the common busy
schedule of the students, one session per week is the most
popular choice. Two sessions per week are possible, but three
would be too much. This is an intensive course and you need
enough time between session to settle the newly learnt
information.
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How much time do I have to study a week?
It depends a lot on the student's
personal abilities. Some students learn on the spot. For most students,
the personal study takes about double the number of session hours. If
you have one 2-hour session per week, you'll have to reserve about 3-4
hours between sessions for personal study.
What times are you
available?
In principle, I'd be available
between 07:00-23:00 Romanian time. That is 05:00-21:00 GMT(UT)
Nov to Mar, and 04:00-20:00 GMT(UT) Apr to Oct.
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Is this technically
possible?
Yes, people have been doing
online teaching/learning for years.
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Do I have to be a computer
geek to handle an online course?
Not really. However, you must
have some basic knowledge about computers and computer files.
You'll type on DOC files, you'll use the audio capabilities of
your computer, you'll transfer files.
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What "technology"
do I need?
Nothing too fancy for these
days.
Even a second-hand computer will do. A minimum of 300 MHz, 128
MB RAM, 3GB HDD, Windows 98... Anything above is great.
A decent Internet connection. A cable connection is a comfortable
minimum, but sometimes even a phone modem connection works well enough.
A sound board, a headset (microphone plus headphones), or
separate speakers. The headset is strongly preferred, because the speakers cause an annoying echo effect.
If you don't have those at your house, you can go to an
Internet cafe.
You also need
Microsoft Word (any version) and Skype
(a piece of software especially designed for voice conference over the
Internet).
There also are big chances for us to use the
Yahoo Instant Messenger (YIM)
as a backup audio communication tool. The YIM is sometimes better at
transferring files.
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Is it free?
Obviously, not.
So many people actually believe that they can have tutoring
for free! If only they could explain why would a teacher spend
many long hours tutoring, consuming Internet traffic,
providing professional materials, preparing lessons,
correcting homework and tests, all for free? Misunderstanding?
Naiveté?
How can someone believe that such a professional effort would
come gratis! You can't even get a loaf of bread for free, let
alone such a rare service!
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How much is it?
The current average fee is 16.75
€/hour.
This average results from the two price levels:
18.25 €/hour for the first half of the course;
15.25 €/hour for the second half of the course.
HOWEVER, because of the bonus hours, the average price may go as low as 15.00 €/hour.
Warning: The price is likely to be more and more "European Union", meaning going up.
(Students who have already started will keep their current price deals.
This prerogative is cancelled in case the student takes a break of
more than 4 months during tuition.)
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Why does it cost so much?
The person who would ask such
a question obviously is not familiar with tutoring prices. They can vary
between 20 - 65 €/hour.
When assessing the fair price of a tutoring hour, you must
consider some factors, among which: the tutor's competence
(Is that an experienced teacher or a needy student? Is that a
professional or an amateur?), the rarity of the specialists
(tutors) in that field, the teacher's ability to handle modern
technology and provide online tutoring, the tutor's
supplementary expenses (such as Internet traffic), the time
zone differences leading to unusual teaching times for the
tutor.
By all these factors, the "fair price" would break
the upper barrier!
For an easier calculation of a fair price, consider the average salary
of a teacher in EU or N America, of about 1500 - 2000 €/month, and the
average number of working hours per month, about 80 - 100. The average
"fair" wages a teacher would get is about 19 - 20 €/hour.
However, a freelance tutor's schedule is scattered and not constant and
less loaded than the norm of a regular teacher. An adjustment
coefficient of 1.4 would be reasonable, so the average "fair" fee for
this sort of private tuition would be around 26 - 28 €/hour!
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Why does it cost so little?
I can afford now to offer this
small price.
So, consider it as a promotional price. It will
rise in the near future, as Romania has joined the EU and the "Romanian"
prices must match the "European Union" prices.
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Are there cancellation penalties?
I try to be an understanding and
flexible person (even if it is so hard ;-) ) Four cancellations are
tolerated, but beginning with the 5th one, there is a penalty, no matter the reason. That is meant to urge the student to
schedule their sessions more realistically and more reliably. The
teacher seems to prefer a schedule as predictable as possible.
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What are the payment
options?
It's not easy to find
reasonable ways to transfer small amounts of money. These
usually imply significant expenses per € sent, which
decrease with the increase of the transferred amount. However, recently,
I could add the payment by credit/debit card as an option with some
limitations.
Credit/debit card: yes.
Paypal:
yes.
Western Union: yes.
Moneygram:
yes.
Eurogiro: yes (only available from a limited number of countries).
International Postal Money Order: yes (only available from a
limited number of countries).
Bank transfers: yes (inside Romania).
ePassporte (online money
transfer): no longer.
Ikobo
(online money transfer): no longer.
Moneybookers: no (lossy, bad service).
Checks: no.
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Is there a bonus for
referrals?
Well, there is. To be discussed.
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I cannot start out
immediately. Will this be available later?
Yes.
However, there is a danger of psychological nature: if you
give up the first impulse to begin learning Romanian, it is
very likely for it to never come back again. And I do mean
that. The principle is "A Postponer becomes a Quitter".
In addition, the price will probably be higher at the
time you decide to start out.
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Can we do a language
exchange?
What on earth is that? :-))
Of course, I know what that is. It is one of the most idiotic
things I've seen about language learning! In fact, there even
are web sites promoting this nonsense.
I'm always amazed to see people think that learning a foreign
language is like learning how to shoot pool! "Language
exchange" means that 2 people of different mother tongues
try to teach each other their respective languages. Above all,
they don't have to pay for professional teaching, so it sounds
fair enough.
However, that is a sophism. Most people don't realize that
teaching a language is as complex as teaching any science:
physics, mathematics, biology... Firstly, one must have
extended specialized knowledge on the subject. Yet, a lot of people,
even of college level education, simply cannot see their
mother tongue as a foreign language (i.e. with the eyes of a
foreigner). Secondly, one must have the specific formation of
a teacher, for them to know how to organize the materials, how
to prepare lessons, how to correct mistakes, how to insist on
certain issues, how to asses the student's progress... Now, I
wonder, is everyone a language teacher?
This chaotic action soon ends up in disaster. The 2 parties
get bored and they realize they haven't learned but 10-20
phrases. Their greatest achievement is that they have paid
nothing. But they get what they pay for: again nothing!
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Can I learn Romanian
without a teacher?
Maybe (just maybe), if you are
a genius, you can try to learn English or French on your own.
There are good materials to learn some languages, but... not
Romanian. So, frankly, you don't stand a chance, genius or
not.
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I want to have conversations, to talk
to people in Romanian. Do you offer a Romanian conversation course?
This is an intensive course and includes
conversation exercises too. However, we focus on the structure of the
language (grammar) and vocabulary. Logically, you cannot have
conversations, if you don't know how the language functions or don't
have enough vocabulary. Conversation comes afterwards.
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How can I find a local
Romanian tutor (in my town)?
You will not be able to. We
are so few, trust me... ;-)
And if you don't, to make it more convincing, let me put it this
way: there are bigger chances for you to be hit by an atomic bomb in the
next 10 seconds than finding a competent tutor in your town! Count to
10. Has it hit you? It hasn't? Now do you see what I mean?
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Can I learn Romanian from
those online resources?
I've checked those out. They
are even worse than the printed materials for learning
Romanian.
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Are there any language
pills that one can take in the evening before going to bed and
by the next day have learnt a couple of lessons?
I've heard they are working on
English-learning pills (ELPs). I'm not sure about Romanian
specifically, but they say there will not be pills actually, but shots
(hypodermic injections) and they will be mighty painful!
Be they language-learning pills or shots, the side effects are
reported to be horrible: you can grow buds, leaves and fruit.
The worst part is that you can't even choose what sort of
fruit you'd like to grow! ;-))
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Are you offering group
courses too?
I could do that too, but there
are some problems:
1. As Romanian is not a widespread language and the number of
potential students is not so big, it would be difficult to
form a group of students.
2. The students would come from various countries, that is
from various time zones, so an agreement on the schedule would
be difficult to make.
3. Above all, students are differently talented for languages,
might have different starting levels, different motivations
and different levels of English (which is the contact
language).
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Are there any testimonials about this online course?
Well... yes.
Click here and
don't believe everything they say.
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Why are the materials for the study of Romanian so poor quality?
Romanian is not so popular among language
learning foreigners. For 1 million people learning English, there
might be 1 person learning Romanian. There are very few people who can see
their own language as a foreign one. In fact, that is why the materials
for the study of English are not so good either. The only specialist in
Romanian as a foreign language that I recognize is the late Alf Lombard
(and he was a Swede!). Lately, due to some rising interest of learning
Romanian, a number of people have published a number of books (courses
and dictionaries), which are incredibly stupid, unusable and with no
trace of professionalism. That is why I had to start designing my own
course.
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Are you a mean teacher?
I think I'm not mean, if you
mean "average" ;-)
I'm mean, if you mean "bad", but I'm not bad, if
you mean "incompetent".
I'm bad as in "not abnormally tolerant" like most of those bad
(I mean "incompetent") EFL teachers around the world nowadays.
I want my students to get Romanian as correctly as possible. Got it? ;-)
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Do you offer services of
translator, interpreter or tourist guide? Can you do video subtitles?
Yes. For those interested I
offer services of translation, interpreting and tourist
guidance. I can make hotel reservations, rent a car and even
be a driver and a navigator. I am available for travelling
inside and outside Romania (the Republic of Moldova and the
other neighbouring countries).
I also offer subtitling services
This kind of services is
available for French speakers too.
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Who is your favourite
actress?
Why are you asking that?
Sandra Bullock, of course!
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Do you like O-Zone?
No, I don't! "Dragostea
din tei" is competing for the Most-Stupid-Lyrics Award.
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